Monday Night Raw he was the last in the pool, as it were. Dynamite AEW he did two shows in front of live people, and they had actually operated in front of a crowd since they started letting fans occupy seats at Daily’s Place in Jacksonville, Florida. WWE returned to its normal arena show last Friday SmackDown, the show going home on its first PPV in front of fans, Money In the Bank, on Sunday. Then the light of seeing a real crowd of fighters had lost most of their splendor by the time the “red mark” had its turn.
Still, the hope was that the model to hold / purge / dumper that Monday Night Raw it’s been months since at least she would be temporarily relieved of having to be in front of people, and have her reactions to television. It’s been clear for some time now that Raw is now the B-show, with SmackDown on online television, compensating the company for more money and attention. But still, even with this status it doesn’t mean anything Raw will send it by mail. And with the three-hour duration of the show, sending it by mail simply becomes a torturous experience. Surely for this first time in front of fans, WWE would try to do something about it this time.
Crazy rabbit …
Here is the list of games we played last night RawThe big return to the crowd live:
- The Viking Raiders and Riddle Vs. AJ Styles, Omos, and John Morrison: Basically the tag match we saw the night before Money In the Bank, plus Riddle and Morrison. It was also the fourth week in a row that we had seen a combination of these guys fighting.
- Jaxson Ryker and Elias: It was the third time in four weeks that these two were in the ring together, and literally no one could give a flying kick to anyone except the man who carried the horns to the Chapter Riot. Although I think it was last night Raw was in Texas, then …
- Tamina and Natalya vs. Shayna Baszler and Nia Jax: That was the tag game in last month’s PPV. This is Baszler, who was one of the scariest women on the planet when she was on NXT, and is now the personification of boredom, surrounded by three women who are just as fun to watch as play, “What made that guy? just launching by bus? “
- Sheamus and Humberto Carillo: Four of the last five times Sheamus has been on television, he’s fought Carillo. And five of the last eight. The other three were against Ricochet. This is considered a level of Vegas-buffet variety by WWE.
- Rhea Ripley and Charlotte: This was a rematch of the game we had seen the night before, and the culmination (for now, we can only hope) of a program they had been running for months. It was his fourth encounter in any form against the other in a month. And it didn’t have an end.
The WWE had some “surprises”. Those consisted of John Cena opening the show being very John Cena and embracing Riddle.
Then it seemed like they could try something new and different, they found the key to any closet they had locked in Keith Lee, and they took him to face Bobby Lashley. This must have been a game I had people talking about the next day. Lashley had been warmed up thanks to her Kofi Kingston pumpkin the night before, she had been in tears, and Lee is almost the most unique performer they have in anyone who can go with anyone, from huge monsters like Lashley to high flying cum and Ricochet. It’s so versatile. It’s a treasure trove exploited by the WWE.
Lee’s match lasted all of the seven minutes that presented him in the background eating the offense from Lashley before he could hand over the stage to Goldberg, a whore. Goldberg. The guy who almost killed Undertaker because he can no longer move or do anything, and it’s before he hits a damn door. Watching Goldberg hump around a ring these days is the best advertisement for knee, hip and shoulder replacements that the pharmaceutical industry could ever hope for. Even Lashley knows:
(The only salvation we will find is if this is any end around for Big E to cash in his Money In the Bank briefcase on Goldberg after beating Lashley, carrying on close to this, the greatest video of all time. Also, it’s my personal quest to find out what the real joke is here among New Day members, because there’s definitely something below the surface that happens)
They then pulled Karrion Kross from NXT to make his major debut on the list. Now, I’m not the biggest fan of Kross. In fact, I think it’s just as boring as seeing someone else do an eye test. But he is the champion of the NXT, and he seems to fit even into the main list, and this status would make anyone think that society thinks a lot about him.
He then left and lost to Jeff Hardy. You can’t define the term “nerf” better than this.
The latest “surprise” was the Charlotte-Ripley match that ended in a DQ, which provided the platform for Nikki ASH to cash in on the portfolio she won Sunday night to become Raw Women’s champion. And Nikki Cross is fantastic and fantastic and maybe they could use the title to build their character into something, a maneuver they haven’t tried since … fuck, I don’t even know when. 1994? But Nikki’s new trick was only in a couple of weeks, so the public didn’t have enough time to really attack and feel the seismic shift of taking Charlotte’s title (well, we saw that Charlotte cashed in three times five years). It was just one thing that happened, and most of all those who didn’t know and loved at least the character Nikki Cross, who was mostly on NXT and away from the main list, had a “uh, ok” reaction. And then they immediately left the air. It was as if he was stuck at the end as they tried to avoid having to check a bag.
This has been the complaint Raw definitely after SmackDown he went to Fox, and away and for years. There are only large chunks of time when they haven’t even tried it. Just splats on the screen like phlegm, with about the same care. It’s talked about like that USA Network has been unhappy with unfortunate assessments pulled by Raw lately, though, it doesn’t look like the urgency has reached WWE offices. With three hours, there’s so much to be able to do, and so many artists to show. Instead, we have Goldberg and Barf. I’ll let you decide it’s bad.